[12 piece bucket]

My grandpaw was a crazy fool. he used to get all these weird presents in the mail . . . he never did figure out who sent the stuff to him. he'd get fake dawg turdz. He got male panty hose with a place for . . . . well you know.

But the funniest one he got for Christmas was a big 12 pack of Easter Eggs that were all busted up and rotten.

My grandfather was a good dude . . . I imagine he's upstairs playing practical jokes on people right now.