[YodasLuke]

Well, you need to be careful of whom you give strokes to. Particularly one older friend of mine who I can barely beat from the same tees wanting me to give him 8 strokes.
3JACK

You need new friends. I prefer the friend that you beg to give four a side, so that the match would be closer to even. But, his ego won't allow him to accept strokes. More importantly, he talks disparagingly about your game in front of others and wants to play for $500 a round. I'll have to introduce you to Doug, a.k.a. my 401K plan.

I once played a pro that had an ego bigger than Doug's, but he didn't pay. I prefer those with arms long enough to reach into pockets.