LynnBlakeGolf Forums - View Single Post - "AWESOME experience in South FL" with Dan Malizia Thread: "AWESOME experience in South FL" with Dan Malizia View Single Post #2 07-30-2012, 10:50 PM Yoda Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Atlanta, Georgia Posts: 10,681 Heaven's Gate In Heaven, Mike Wallace http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Wallace_(journalist) conducts this interview: Wallace: Ma'am, we've researched the record and can find no mention in Genesis of 'golf' and its 'ball flight' laws. The Lord: I invented golf on the 8th day. Wallace: I see. But, why were there no special instructions for that first twosome? The Lord: There was no need. Man and woman were in place, as were the Laws that governed the uinverse. It was only necessary that they play and comply. Wallace: So why has there been so much confusion through the centuries? The Lord: That's just the Hell of it! __________________ Yoda Yoda View Public Profile Send a private message to Yoda Visit Yoda's homepage! Find all posts by Yoda