The Golfing Machine, The Walking Machine and the Mo-ron.

[cometgolfer]

Ah . . . The Human Machine blessed with truly amazing complexity involved to make exponential computations that would explode a super-computer by just walking across an everyday beach . . . or fairway . . . or even to retrieve another barley soda.

Witness its splendor and glory . . .



I posed a question to y'all: WHAT IS WALKING?

Boosted a few things from the internet on Walking Simulation:

Passive-dynamics presupposes that the motion we understand as walking may in fact largely be the natural dynamical consequence of the mass properties of the human body. That is, people may mostly let their legs swing as they would on their own, then add a little control and power, yielding a gait with inherently low energetic and control demands.

Human walking can be approximated as a mechanical process governed by Newton's laws of motion and not controlled.

Some Results in Passive-Dynamic Walking (Garcia, Ruina & Coleman)

Look at how this fine human specimine above is built in comparison to the "Walking Machine" in the previous post. Look how the Mass is arranged. The majority of the Mass is in the big mellon head plus about 250 lbs of serious Camero Mullet, back hair and the trunk. The majority of the mass is dristributed atop to legs that are relatively less massive.

So I pose the question again . . . WHAT IS WALKING?

12-Piece,

May I suggest a warning be placed on your forum that food not be consumed while reading your posts. I almost choked on dinner while reading about the "Camaro Mullet".

CG

[12 piece bucket]

12-Piece,

May I suggest a warning be placed on your forum that food not be consumed while reading your posts. I almost choked on dinner while reading about the "Camaro Mullet".

CG

Cometgolfer,

Better that you "almost" choke upon your dinner than to disturb the most violent and nefarious character that is the Camaro Mullet. Such a mistake in judgement could lead your being choked and consumed for dinner.

This creature is extremely dangerous. Its habitat is typically Adult Book Store Parking Lots, Office Supply sections of Walmarts where it can be found sniffing magic markers, sand boxes, and mama's underwear drawers where sniffing is also taking place. Should you ever hear Dokken, Black Sabbath, or Ratt cacophonously being emitted from an 80's circa muscle cars, you should turn and walk away . . .

quickly.

Here is a more gaunt version of the same.

[annikan skywalker]

Technically speaking...Walking is "controlled falling"!!!!