Lifetime TGM'er

[YodasLuke]

Was there squeeling involved?

I didn't have to use the taser, like I did with you.

[12 piece bucket]

I didn't have to use the taser, like I did with you.

You spell that TEASER . . .

[Mike O]

I didn't have to use the taser, like I did with you.

So that's your secret! It's about time you let that one out of the bag. Glad to hear you've taken the Golfing Machine to a new level. So I'm confused is the secret of golf - Lag? or the Taser? I'm thinking the Taser comes first, then the lag! Of course, assuming a competent instructor. Are you worried now that this is out that your lesson schedule might slow down?

P.S. Nice final round in the tournament! Looked like just two holes and probably one swing on each hole prevented you from going real low!

[12 piece bucket]

So that's your secret! It's about time you let that one out of the bag. Glad to hear you've taken the Golfing Machine to a new level. So I'm confused is the secret of golf - Lag? or the Taser? I'm thinking the Taser comes first, then the lag! Of course, assuming a competent instructor. Are you worried now that this is out that your lesson schedule might slow down?

P.S. Nice final round in the tournament! Looked like just two holes and probably one swing on each hole prevented you from going real low!

Reminds me of that time you went to the big house for exposing yourself at that 96 year-old lady's birthday party . . . you were getting those cops to hit you with the taser because it made you "tingle" . . . but it got real ugly when you had to spend the night . . . "Oh darn I seemed to have dropped the soap again."

[efnef]

Reminds me of that time you went to the big house for exposing yourself at that 96 year-old lady's birthday party . . . you were getting those cops to hit you with the taser because it made you "tingle" . . . but it got real ugly when you had to spend the night . . . "Oh darn I seemed to have dropped the soap again."

Hmmm... was that an eye witness account?

[12 piece bucket]

Hmmm... was that an eye witness account?

Yeah I was at the throw down for that 96 yearold chick too. I was hittin' on her baby sister Edna. We were dancin' to some Tone Loc and I broke it down with the alligator bob. Her baby-daddy, Gilbert, hit me with a walker. Before I knew it was catchin' a beatin' from all kinds of durable medical equipment. The cops came and locked me and Mike up . . .

NO JUSTICE . . . NO PEACE.

[Bagger Lance]

NO JUSTICE . . . NO PEACE.

And we continue to watch...no secrets, eyes everywhere.

Muuuhaaahaahaha.

Hey Nukester, you need to borrow my cattle prod and check it out.

[efnef]

Yeah I was at the throw down for that 96 yearold chick too. I was hittin' on her baby sister Edna. We were dancin' to some Tone Loc and I broke it down with the alligator bob. Her baby-daddy, Gilbert, hit me with a walker. Before I knew it was catchin' a beatin' from all kinds of durable medical equipment. The cops came and locked me and Mike up . . .

NO JUSTICE . . . NO PEACE.

I must be out of the loop. What's a Tone Loc, and how does one dance to it?

[YodasLuke]

So that's your secret! It's about time you let that one out of the bag. Glad to hear you've taken the Golfing Machine to a new level. So I'm confused is the secret of golf - Lag? or the Taser? I'm thinking the Taser comes first, then the lag! Of course, assuming a competent instructor. Are you worried now that this is out that your lesson schedule might slow down?

P.S. Nice final round in the tournament! Looked like just two holes and probably one swing on each hole prevented you from going real low!

I hadn't played in two weeks, so it took me a couple of days to get back to solid contact. I shot 71 in the Pro-Am on Sunday, but putting was the only reason. I only hit six greens in regulation and had 24 putts. My highlight was dunking an eagle from 117 on a 607 yard par five. I hit the ball poorly on Monday of the Griffin and shot 78 with some doubles. But, I shot 70 on Tuesday with a 33 on the back. I did the same thing on the last day at the Atlanta Open, with a 33 on the back.

In my last five tournament rounds, I've had three rounds under par. 77, 71, 71, 78, & 70. So, I'm very happy considering my work load. I'd have to stop teaching as much in order to play any better.

[YodasLuke]

So that's your secret! It's about time you let that one out of the bag. Glad to hear you've taken the Golfing Machine to a new level. So I'm confused is the secret of golf - Lag? or the Taser? I'm thinking the Taser comes first, then the lag! Of course, assuming a competent instructor. Are you worried now that this is out that your lesson schedule might slow down?

Sometimes the taser doesn't work...