To the tune of "My two front teeth". Hmmm, meee, meee. All together now:
Everybody pauses and stares at me
My swing is gone as you can see
I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!
All I want for Christmas
is my DVD,
my DVD,
see my new DVD!
Gee, if I could only
have my new DVD,
then I could wish you
"Merry Christmas."