[EdStraker]

Back when pagers were the rave. We had a buddy that we would page with ole Jenny's number. That idiot never figured it out . . . "Dude somebody keeps blowing up my pager. Who the hell is 867-5309???" We had about half of the people in the bar in on it.

But Luke . . . man you can't get no 13 pieces of chicken in a bucket . . . unless you have an in at the drive thru. I'd have to be 10 piece box plus a three wing snack to get to 13. Doesn't have quite the same ring to it. Did somebody say ring? Who in the world is calling me from 867-5309???

When that song came out, this poor woman in Saratoga, CA had to have her number changed because kids were dialing 867-5309 around the clock.