LynnBlakeGolf Forums - View Single Post - Hitting and Swinging Analogies Thread: Hitting and Swinging Analogies View Single Post #12 01-27-2006, 12:00 PM YodasLuke Lynn Blake Certified Master Instructor Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Marietta, GA Posts: 1,314 blue collar comedy Originally Posted by 12 piece bucket Swingers - white table cloth . . . pass the salt please . . . fork in hand . . . mouth closed . . . napkin in lap . . . candle light . . . mood music . . . quiet conversation. Hitter - brown sack . . . hot sauce . . . cork on end of fork to avoid injury . . . wet nap scratch that shower . . . sun light . . . shew fly . . . sharin' with the dawg . . . instutin' the liberal 5 second rule . . . hollerin' MORE TATERS!!!!!!!!!!! Probably THE best description of hitters versus swingers ever put in print! I can get you in touch with Jeff Foxworthy. You can help him update his material. __________________ Yoda knows...and he taught me! For those less fortunate, Swinging is an option. YodasLuke View Public Profile Send a private message to YodasLuke Visit YodasLuke's homepage! Find all posts by YodasLuke