[12 piece bucket]

In my opinion, the 'solutions' offered last weekend from the TV tower fell woefully short of that standard.

The talking heads were "short" in many areas on that telecast. They got Kip and is brother mixed up. They mistaked Collard Greens for Alex Sloan. Everytime big Vern mentioned Brian's name he said, "Brian Gay, who has never won a tournament . . . " Kinda like all the goofballs who constantly had to give us the revelation that John F. Kerry was in 'Nam. Ok guys we got it!

Yeah Vern Brian has never won on Tour . . . and he ain't never had to pimp a stoopid mongoloidian TV show like Pirate Master. He probably ain't never sat in a TV tower and ate a case of Hostess King Dongs using the Magic of the Right Forearm. He probably ain't never combed three feet of hair from his left ear to his right ear to cover up the hole in his mullet. And I doubt he's ever chased his asprin with a jar of mayonase either.