Originally Posted by YodasLuke
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Bucket,
My wife insists that she drop you a little note, as I've been spending a little bit too much time online:
Dear Mr. Bucket,
Your room has been infiltrated and there's a new sheriff in town. I'm Ted's wife, his 384 lb., 4 foot 11 inch wife from South Georgia. Due to Ted's excessive use of the internet he has been put in time-out until further notice.  I'm concerned that he is not developing healthy friendships in the 'real' world and relies on his internet friends to meet his emotional needs.
If you have a problem with him being in time-out, we'll meet behind the KFC and I'll dot your eye or droop your lip.
Sincerely,
Wendy Sue
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384 huh? Did she go on atkins? Glad she's dropped a few lbs. Ted . . . you have "emotional needs" . . . what the hell is that all about?