[Yoda]

Bucket and I will have a new website up in a few days - our first product "Ring Strings" is bound to be a big big success.

While I am loathe to interfere with free commerce and aggressive self-promotion on our site -- -- I am concerned about the exposed nature (easy, Bucket! ) of the ring string. Cart boys will be cart boys, and 'ring-snatchers' could be lurking around tee and green! Plus, if you had seen those black-headed squirrels popping up everywhere at Cuscowilla, you'd know those guys can't be trusted either.

Therefore, will you also be offering a line of golf bags with a special, built-in secret compartment for the ring? And how 'bout an extended line of clip-ons (velcro?) that would work well with existing bags? Hey, you guys might have something here!