LynnBlakeGolf Forums - View Single Post - Golf Terms and Caddy Speak Thread: Golf Terms and Caddy Speak View Single Post #12 08-02-2005, 07:13 PM Yoda Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Atlanta, Georgia Posts: 10,681 Confidence Sam decides he can carry the lake on 18 to win all three ways: Sam: [Loudly] Gimme my 3-wood, Smiley, I'm goin' for it! Opponent #1: Been playin' with ya twenty years, Sam. You'll never make it. And I got a hundred that says you won't. Sam: $100? You're on! Our hero settles in over the ball and takes a waggle... Opponent #2: Sam, I'd like a little of that action, too. There's no way you can carry the water. Sam: Awright, you're on for a hundy, too. Our hero waggles once again... Partner: Sam, I hate to do this -- really, I do -- but there's just no way. I've got a Ben Franklin right here. Sorry, ol' buddy. Sam: Et tu, Brute? Fine! I'll show you all! Our hero once again steps into the shot, then backs away and turns to the caddy: "Smiley, better gimme an old ball." __________________ Yoda Yoda View Public Profile Send a private message to Yoda Visit Yoda's homepage! Find all posts by Yoda