So that's your secret! It's about time you let that one out of the bag. Glad to hear you've taken the Golfing Machine to a new level. So I'm confused is the secret of golf - Lag? or the Taser? I'm thinking the Taser comes first, then the lag! Of course, assuming a competent instructor. Are you worried now that this is out that your lesson schedule might slow down?
P.S. Nice final round in the tournament! Looked like just two holes and probably one swing on each hole prevented you from going real low!
Reminds me of that time you went to the big house for exposing yourself at that 96 year-old lady's birthday party . . . you were getting those cops to hit you with the taser because it made you "tingle" . . . but it got real ugly when you had to spend the night . . . "Oh darn I seemed to have dropped the soap again."
Reminds me of that time you went to the big house for exposing yourself at that 96 year-old lady's birthday party . . . you were getting those cops to hit you with the taser because it made you "tingle" . . . but it got real ugly when you had to spend the night . . . "Oh darn I seemed to have dropped the soap again."
Yeah I was at the throw down for that 96 yearold chick too. I was hittin' on her baby sister Edna. We were dancin' to some Tone Loc and I broke it down with the alligator bob. Her baby-daddy, Gilbert, hit me with a walker. Before I knew it was catchin' a beatin' from all kinds of durable medical equipment. The cops came and locked me and Mike up . . .
Yeah I was at the throw down for that 96 yearold chick too. I was hittin' on her baby sister Edna. We were dancin' to some Tone Loc and I broke it down with the alligator bob. Her baby-daddy, Gilbert, hit me with a walker. Before I knew it was catchin' a beatin' from all kinds of durable medical equipment. The cops came and locked me and Mike up . . .
NO JUSTICE . . . NO PEACE.
I must be out of the loop. What's a Tone Loc, and how does one dance to it?