LBG Homecoming Classic

[12 piece bucket]

Some of my fondest memories are of "Night Putting" with Yoda, Ted, and Neil. Till 1:00 am.

Too easy . . .

[Daryl]

Too easy . . .

Not too easy when it's dark and you can't see the hole and you're Left Hand is clenching your 4th Martini and you're trying not to spill and you're down 3-2 and your partner is putting pressure on you because this is the 5th Championship Round and we don't want to lose another one going into the Final Grand Championship Round which will decide which 2 players will have a playoff and be "Crowned" "World Putting Champion" later that night!!!!! And Win The British Open

It's kinda like the pressure Phil was under before he missed that putt yesterday during the play-off hole on 18. Remember? Hmm?

[Daryl]

Is this list up-to-date?

Daryl
Neil
Alrenz
EdZ
Bucket
Yodasluke
Yoda
Mike O
Bambam
Jeff

[YodasLuke]

Too easy . . .

Bucket,

My wife insists that she drop you a little note, as I've been spending a little bit too much time online:

Dear Mr. Bucket,

Your room has been infiltrated and there's a new sheriff in town. I'm Ted's wife, his 384 lb., 4 foot 11 inch wife from South Georgia. Due to Ted's excessive use of the internet he has been put in time-out until further notice. I'm concerned that he is not developing healthy friendships in the 'real' world and relies on his internet friends to meet his emotional needs.

If you have a problem with him being in time-out, we'll meet behind the KFC and I'll dot your eye or droop your lip.

Sincerely,
Wendy Sue

[12 piece bucket]

Bucket,

My wife insists that she drop you a little note, as I've been spending a little bit too much time online:

Dear Mr. Bucket,

Your room has been infiltrated and there's a new sheriff in town. I'm Ted's wife, his 384 lb., 4 foot 11 inch wife from South Georgia. Due to Ted's excessive use of the internet he has been put in time-out until further notice. I'm concerned that he is not developing healthy friendships in the 'real' world and relies on his internet friends to meet his emotional needs.

If you have a problem with him being in time-out, we'll meet behind the KFC and I'll dot your eye or droop your lip.

Sincerely,
Wendy Sue

384 huh? Did she go on atkins? Glad she's dropped a few lbs. Ted . . . you have "emotional needs" . . . what the hell is that all about?

[Daryl]

384 huh? Did she go on atkins? Glad she's dropped a few lbs. Ted . . . you have "emotional needs" . . . what the hell is that all about?

He's still recovering from the hernia operation thing. Don't hurt his feelings too.

[YodasLuke]

384 huh? Did she go on atkins? Glad she's dropped a few lbs. Ted . . . you have "emotional needs" . . . what the hell is that all about?

She went on the south beach diet and dropped 46 pounds. She's smokin' know. And, she's back to her fightin' weight. So, stay on her good side.

As far as my emotional needs go, I'm a city boy. I ain't like you. You got all them farm animals that you can talk to. I got nothin'.

[12 piece bucket]

She went on the south beach diet and dropped 46 pounds. She's smokin' know. And, she's back to her fightin' weight. So, stay on her good side.

As far as my emotional needs go, I'm a city boy. I ain't like you. You got all them farm animals that you can talk to. I got nothin'.

I'll have Mikey mail you a bottle of lotion . . .

[99toty]

Yoda,

As long as I can have a bodygaurd, we will see what we can do with "Bucket".

I was wondering, with this many great minds all gathered in one place, does the Pinehurst
electrical grid have enough power to support the amount of laptops and video cameras that will be running for this little shindig.

[12 piece bucket]

Yoda,

As long as I can have a bodygaurd, we will see what we can do with "Bucket".

I was wondering, with this many great minds all gathered in one place, does the Pinehurst
electrical grid have enough power to support the amount of laptops and video cameras that will be running for this little shindig.

I'm sure Neil would LOOOOOOOVE to guard your body. I'll call him for you and get it lined up.

As far as the electric grid . . . I'm quite certain that many a transformer will be blown from Mike O's "devices" alone. PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!