First Pole-ie of the Year?

[Yoda]

It was a par 5. I had high expectations of a birdie. In some ways I was lucky. The ball went left. If it had come right back at me it would have been very wet.

Okay, okay . . . I stand corrected.

Nevertheless, the definition holds:

hawk n. A poor score of any magnitude resulting from a shot hit just too straight for the player's own good.